Today at work I had training for a new program that will allow me to get stuff done a lot faster. That is awesome! Now let me tell you what is not awesome. My training consisted of a computer program. The man who trained me had me run through the program on my own while he watched to see if I had understood everything correctly. Let me just say that this guy is a great guy and relly helpful. Anyhow, as I sat at the computer he sat right behind me kind of overseeing what I did. I notice that he grabs something from his desk drawer, but I am not that concerned because I am typing away like mad and completely focused on what is really a very mind-numbing task. I just keep on typing. I notice he shifts slighlty in his chair. Okay, I must also mention that his chair was somewhat to the left of me and he was sitting fairly close. I didn’t necessarily feel uncomfortable…at least not at first. Then I notice he shifts again and props his leg up. Suddenly there is this horrid clipping noise. I glance just slightly to see. His foot happens to be almost touching my leg. He is wearing sandles; chacos to be exact. I catch a glimpse of his nasty toes. Let’s hope I didn’t make too much of a disgusted look as I realize the man is clipping his nasty toe nails right next to me in the middle of his office! Who does that?! And guess what else??!! Well I will tell you! He decides to clean them too! He is picking away at his feet only inches away from me! What?! I sit there in complete awe. What - is he sculpting them?! I am thinking, “Here, let me hand you over some more foot-picking tools – that I also just keep in my desk drawer at work - and I can help you carve away! I mean, obviously, I spend most days at work wondering at what time I should clip my toe nails. Sometimes I even invite other people to watch. And if they are lucky, I let them join in! Really, it was rather rude that he didn’t even ask my help. What has the world come to! Does no one pick, clean, gnaw at, and carve their toe nails in the office these days?! Honestly. I am so ashamed. What has the world come to.
